Time to dip into the platitudes again my friends. My own inexorable foe is indeed my best quality, my drinking. Without it I would not be nearly as cliché; and lets face it, walking clichés are what makes the world interesting.

I would love to say I took the road less traveled, but I didn't... And fuck do I regret it. I feel like I skipped the first four levels of Maslows pyramid and now I have to work my way down in the world.